Preliminary Gabbing

Do any of you play Immaculate Grid every day?  If you don’t know it, Immaculate Grid has two sets of three categories arranged in a 3×3 grid.  The answer to every grid entry is an MLB player. Many of the categories are very easy, like when say one category is Atlanta Braves Player and the other category is Hit 40 Homers in a season.  I trust there is no one reading this who can’t come up with five or six correct answers to that one, though it might be a challenge to name all 13 possibilities.  (Actually, in Immaculate Grid, franchises extend back to all cities they’ve played in, so there are actually 14 when you add Eddie Mathews.)

Most of the time, though, the two categories are two different teams, and your job is to come up with a player who played for both teams.  I am horrible at this. It’s not too hard when one of the categories is Atlanta, because I can usually think of a player who left the Braves for that team or came to the Braves from the other team.  And a few well-travelled players like Jeff Francoeur (Braves, Mets, Rangers, Royals, Giants, Padres, Phillies, Marlins) or Edwin Jackson (Dodgers, Rays, Tigers, Diamondbacks, White Sox, Cardinals, Nationals, Cubs, Braves, Marlins, Padres, Orioles, A’s, Blue Jays) often come in handy.  But for some reason when I’m asked to name someone who played for the Mariners and the Padres or Cleveland and Cincinnati, or like today’s Orioles and Angels, I just blank out.  Worse, I forget those matches within a day.  You don’t get any wrong guesses, so I get a perfect score less than once a week.

Anyway, since in my game thread I talked about Jeff Burroughs and Mark Teixera and Otis Nixon, I thought I’d link to the complete list of players who donned spikes in both towns, though when you come to the five players who played in both towns and in no other, it’s a really short and not particularly memorable list, with all due apologies to Adrian Devine, Tommy Boggs, Paul Casanova, Eli White and Kolby Allard.

The Game

Marcus Semien did his leadoff thing with a homer off Chris Sale to make it 1-0 Rangers.  Andrew Heaney threw 35 pitches in the first inning.  That rarely comes out well (see the note below). But only 1 run scored when Marcel Ozuna continued his hitting streak plating Acuña.  Ozuna now stands at 30% DiMaggio.

Travis d’Arnaud homered on his 48th pitch in the second to give the Braves a 2-1 lead.  He then homered again his next time up in the 5th.

The 6th inning proved to be a Fire Sale.  Hits by Semien, Wyatt Langford and Adonis’ Baby Brother tied the game. In the bottom, Olson, Ozuna and Harris loaded the basis with two outs to bring Travis to the plate again.  Sensibly, Bruce Bochy wouldn’t let Heaney face him again.  Well, I say it was sensible, but the result was the same.  Travis hit his third homer, this time a grand slam off Jacob Latz to make it 7-3. That was all she wrote. Sale went 7, giving up three runs. Matzek pitched the eighth. Michael Harris II homered in the 8th leading to the moment when Little d had a chance to make Braves history, tieing Bob Horner‘s (and Joe Adcock‘s) record. A groundout to short kept Horner alone in Atlanta history.

The End of An Announcing Era

John Sterling retired from baseball announcing this week.  He is beloved up here in New York.  As far as I’m concerned, they can have him.  His time in Atlanta from ’81-’89 on Braves and Hawks was terrible.  The last thing I would have predicted is that he would go to the Yankees as the radio announcer for the next 35 years.  Ububba has pointed out many of his elementary failures as a radio announcer, like a stubborn unwillingness to tell anybody what inning it is.  And his home run calls are a joke… part of his longevity comes from the fact that everyone in New York was in on the joke but John Sterling.

Statistical Note of the Day

Andrew Heaney’s 35 pitches with only one run scoring is pretty evasive, but nowhere near a record. (It should be noted that we have only been tracking pitchcount records since the ’80s.) There have been 960 pitcher-innings of 35 pitches or more that went scoreless. The record comes from the top of the fourth inning in Chicago on May 23, 2010, Scott Linebrink threw 52 pitches against the Marlins without giving up a run.