As you all know, I’m a school teacher. This last week was our spring break and the whole family: Ryan, Anna, 8 y/o daughter Murphy Jo, 5 y/o daughter Finn, and our 1 year old Rocco, took to the mountains of Estes Park, Colorado where my wife and I found out rather quickly that our 2 oldest like the idea of snow, but have 0 desire to actually partake in the playing outside in the snow. What a long week it was and luckily for me, my sanity was solidified with the swing of the Braves bats. After the Opening Day beating, I was sure that Aaron Nola and Max Fried would give us a little bit of a pitcher’s duel. Oh…I be dumb sometimes.

Alec Bohm, who’s just not meant to field baseballs, kicked things off by backing up on a Ronald Acuña Jr. tap job, then had an “Oh, dang, what am I doing?” moment and tried to barehand it and failed miserably. Acuna reached 1st then Ozzie Albies did what he does:

And Orlando Arcia apparently did what he does…

Yikes. Moving on….

Fried was gifted a 2-0 lead, but was shaky in the 1st: Single, K (1 out), BB, Double Steal, BB, Popup (2 outs). Then, Fried had Nick Castellanos in a 2-2 count and throws this…

I get it…Fried was not sharp. He likely didn’t have the command needed to go deep into a game. But DAMMIT, an umpire just CANNOT miss that call and Max Fried should’ve been in the dugout breathing a sigh of relief after only giving up 1 run. Unfortunately for Fried, it only got worse from there as Bryson Stott singled in 2. After his 43rd pitch, Brian Snitker wasn’t going to allow Fried to go any longer, so Jesse Chavez came in and immediately got Whit Merrifield to fly out.

Though, let’s not show favoritism to the Phillies SP Aaron Nola. Rather, let’s give a hat-tip to Robby Thompson for allowing Nola to throw 4.1 innings of 12 hit, 7 run baseball while Jesse Chavez was doing things that Jesse Chavez does when he dons a Braves uniform (3 IP, 2H, 1R, 0BB, 1K).

The Phillies scored all of their 4 runs in innings 1&3, and were blanked from the 4th on. Tyler Matzek, Pierce Johnson, Dylan Lee, and Raisel Iglesias combined for 5.1 innings of 4 hit baseball, while the offense did this…

The final tally, 12-4. The Braves have now outscored Philadelphia 21-7 in 2 games. If we want to keep it looking like a pigskin total, might I suggest a 7-0 shutout tomorrow for Chris Sale, who I cannot WAIT to see pitch in a Braves uniform.

Ken Giles and Daysbel Hernandez Sharp at AAA

While the MLB bullpen is incredibly deep and without a weak link, the news gets even better as both Daysbel Hernandez and Ken Giles are starting off strong at AAA. Anthopoulos has created depth upon depth this year and stored a lot of that depth 30 minutes away.

Sunday Game Thread

Chris Sale makes his Braves debut today. Chadwick Tromp will get the start behind the plate and Adam Duvall will start in left field against LHP Ranger Suárez.

And on the 3rd day, the Braves swept the Phillies.