Angel Hernandez behind home plate, second half Huascar on the mound, and the Braves treated the Nationals’ rookie injury replacement like the second coming of Brandon Duckworth. I refuse to draw any conclusions from this game; I refuse to dignify it with a recap.

Instead, I’ll quote extensively from the lyrics to “Rockit” by the Gorillaz:

I’m walking to the something
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
I’m drinking too much blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
(Fall out)
I’m feeling really blah blah, I want to blah blah blah
(Collapse)
And in the end it means I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
(The end)