L. A., as the sun is setting
But that city has bought and paid for what it’s getting
The “Can’t win the World Series” Dodgers”
In the city that brought us Yul Brynner

Time flies – doesn’t seem a minute
Before the Dodgers light up Gausman
down 5 after 5, hard to win
Play at this level only works when 9 are played.

It’s Shakytown, or the City of Angels, or Armpit
Or this place!

One night in Chavez and our Braves are just crap
Their fans are fickle, have to leave real soon
A short roller is as likely as a real honest rap,
And if you’re lucky, then you win two of three
This city’s angels are not for you and me.

This town’s not like any other
When your head’s down getting beaten, brother

Then two home runs, with an extra, makes three.
We are looking at the board not finding another three.

Whattaya mean?!
You’ve seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town.

Bullpen set up, 
It’s o.k. after the starter blows up

Got whipped, but almost made a comeback.
No way we ever get that game back.
Liberty Media hates us all, sunshine.

One night in Chavez and our Braves are just crap.
We didn’t like it, but we live for tomorrow.
One night in Chavez and our Braves are just crap.
Make sure your quiver has a worthy arrow.
Braves don’t let this turn into drowning sorrow.

Dayton, Newcomb, and Webb would be the firm
To which the Braves would have to turn.
No runs allowed by this fine group of pitchers
while our three came off Buehler.

But thank God I slept through this game,
Avoiding it.

I can see these Braves winning
Only when they play out every inning.
Yes you can watch, it won’t excite you
But the team we love can only invite you

So, Braves better go back to Miami,
Atlanta, and other places it sometimes rains.

One night in Chavez and our Braves are just crap.
While down in Compton they create a rap.
A good F. O. with money’s hard to beat.
Sometimes a win would seem like history.
This place’s no Angel and it’s not for free.

One night in Chavez made some hard men humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Chavez and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me