Wild Pitch, you made my heart sing.
You made everything groovy, Wild Pitch.
Aroldis Chapman, now we love you.
Phil Gosselin raced home for sure.
One Oh Three and not in the zone,
Means you lose.

Shelby Miller is a good thing.
His pitching makes everything groovy, good pitch.
Jim Johnson, he knows how to save you.
And low scoring games are fine,
As long as you win them still.
We love this.

Early rain, didn’t make our hearts ache.
Everything ended up groovy, Wild Pitch.
Wild Pitch, you made our hearts sing.