ESPN Box Score

Well, that was pretty ugly. Rumor has it that this offense actually managed to score four more runs today, which would mean they have scored nine over the past two days without hitting a homer. Impossible.

In the season series, the Giants hit 10 home runs and the Braves hit 2. The 1-5 record for the Braves, then, is not surprising. It is depressing to give up 10 runs on the day before an off day, though, because now we have to wait an entire extra day to really put this one behind us.

The Braves actually took the lead in the first, scoring two runs on three, yes three, different hits. Unfortunately, Julio Teheran just didn’t have it today. It looked like he had a blister or something bothering his pitching hand, and it messed with his command. He coughed up the lead in the bottom of the inning. In the fourth, the Braves managed to tie it up 4-4, but Julio gave the lead right back (with the help of Evan Gattis missing a Buster Posey popup behind home plate) and the Giants never looked back. This was unfortunate since Madison Bumgarner actually looked beatable today, but his offense bailed him out (and, as Tomas pointed out in the last thread, the ump helped too) and so he ended up getting the win.

Julio went 3.1 innings (the shortest start of his career) and gave up 7 hits and 5 runs. Alex Wood relieved him, and unfortunately Alex didn’t have it today, either. On the day he learned he will not make a start this weekend and will remain in the bullpen for the indefinite future, he gave up 3 runs in 2.2 innings to put the game out of reach. Luis Avilan pitched the 7th and only gave up a hit, before David Carpenter let the Giants put the icing on the cake with a 2-run homer in the 8th. The 3rd and 7th were the only innings the Giants did not score in today. Apparently, they weren’t really happy about being shutout last night.

Regression had 2 RBI doubles, and he and Freddie Freeman need to stay productive for this team to win consistently. BJ Upton had three strikeouts (shocker!) and became the first Brave to be ejected this season when he argued about a called strike three (another shocker!)

I know BJ was signed as a free agent and Dan Uggla was extended after a trade so the situations aren’t exactly the same, but once Uggla is off the team, if BJ becomes the next guy we have to begin discussing how we need to get rid of him and eat the rest of his contract, we need to start calling BJ DUI (Dan Uggla Incarnate). If BJ revives and Regression actually regresses, I nominate the nickname transfer to him.

We thankfully will not see the Giants again this season. At least we weren’t swept again, I guess. On to St. Louis now to face the Cardinals, since it’s been so long since we saw them last. Nothing like the schedule spreading these series out.

Natspo(s) delenda est (but to accomplish this we will need some help from other teams, and the D-Backs were not much help today.)