Note from Alex: due to a miscommunication on my part, two different recaps were written for this game, the first by Smitty and the second by mavery. I’m publishing the second one now.

Things didn’t start off well for Tim Hudson, who was leaving pitches up and getting hit pretty hard, but he limited the damage to a single run and settled down nicely after that.

Getting the start for Chicago was Jeff Samardzija who of all MLB pitchers has the name worth the most in scrabble. He started out looking like a triple word score. His fastball was consistently 95-97, and his off-speed pitches were working, getting silly swings from most every Braves hitter on both slider and splitter. The one exception was BJ Upton, batting leadoff, who rifled the first pitch he saw up the middle. After that, the next 7 Braves hitters struck out, and Smamardizja was rolling. He finished with 13 strikeouts on the day, most of them swinging.

While this was going on, Huddy was cruising. Despite the rough start, he was actually pitching more efficiently than Smartzigima and had a few strikeouts of his own. He kept Chicago scoreless until he left with 2 down in the seventh.

By this time, he had a lead. In the bottom of the 6th, Smizmar began to struggle. After two quick outs, Ramiro Pena, subbing for Andrelton Simmons (out with an acute case of “he hurt something sliding headfirst the other day please stop doing that braves wtf”) yanked an off-speed pitch into the right field corner. Weirdly, this seemed to get into Slamalamadingdong’s head and he walked Hudson on five pitches. Two wild pitches later, BJ had also walked and Pena had scored. With the two previous ABs in mind, Jayson Heyward struck out by swinging at three pitches out of the zone.

But the main act was still to come. After a strikeout by Justin Upton to start the bottom of the 6th, Evan Gattis walked but was erased on a fielder’s choice hit into by Dan Uggla. Then, Chris Johnson was HBP and Juando SwingMissian rifled a single up the middle, plating 2. Sxommurkizdqva gave way to Michael Bowden, but Hudson lined a single over second base to put the Braves up 4-1. BJ grounded out but the damage was done.

In the 7th, Huddy gave way to Luis Avilan who also pitched the 8th, allowing two baserunners but no runs. Uggla added a solo HR in the 8th, and Jordan Walden struck out the side in the 9th to wrap it up.

Three things I learned during this game:
1) BJ’s going to be fine, but Heyward’s clearly struggling with something right now
2) The Braves can win when Justin Upton doesn’t homer
3) Joe Simpson wants batters to walk or be HBP when the defense is employing shifts because that sticks it to the stat guys.
(I think. His motives actually weren’t clear.)