Is it time to repurpose the old acronym TINSTAAPP (There Is No Such Thing As A Pitching Prospect)? Maybe what we really mean is There Is No Such Thing As A Pitcher, Period. Consider the 2012 Braves, and what their experience means going in to 2013.

Starting pitching depth was a presumed strength heading into spring training last year. Even after auctioning Derek Lowe off on the Fulton County Courthouse steps, the Braves still went into the 2012 season with seven potential starters and an eighth in the wings:

And that quickly proved to not be nearly enough. Hudson had another standard Tim Hudson season (28 starts, 3.62 ERA, 1.21 WHIP), but nothing that happened behind him went as expected. Jurrjens and Hanson both had health issues, were ineffective, and are no longer with the club. Beachy was great for half of the season, but Tommy John surgery got him in June. Minor was at least two different pitchers last year (6.20 ERA from April-June; 2.21 from July-September) and oddly wound up leading the team in innings pitched with just 179.1.

Teheran regressed at Gwinnett and only started one game for Atlanta. Delgado made 18 starts that were almost league-average in the aggregate, which is a perfectly reasonable contribution for a 22-year-old. But he got there by alternating brilliance and dumpster fire in equal measures, which when you think about it is also totally reasonable for a 22-year-old. Medlen went absolutely bananas down the stretch, but wasn’t allowed to start until the end of July due to his own Tommy John recovery.

So seven wasn’t enough; the 2012 Braves still had to hit the thrift shop (lyrics NSFW on that link) for a vintage Ben Sheets to carry them through the summer.

Then, once Sheets had done all he could, a trade for Paul Maholm was necessary. In a mostly-post-PED world where even Tim Lincecum can fall apart and blown UCLs lurk around every corner, maybe there is no such thing as a pitcher, period.

The 2013 Braves stack up similarly:

  • Kris Medlen, Small Sample Size Cy Young Winner and general badass.
  • Tim Hudson, coming off a standard Tim Hudson season.
  • Mike Minor, hopefully of the 2012-second-half variety.
  • Paul Maholm, Professional Fourth Starter.
  • Julio Teheran, still at least five years away from maybe not getting carded when he walks into a bar.
  • Sean Gilmartin, first-round draft pick.
  • J.R. Graham, internet crush.
  • Brandon Beachy, sometime this summer.

That’s a great foundation, but as last year’s experience shows, you never know what more you might need. Internally, the next in line options after Teheran are Gilmartin and Graham, both of whom have shown great promise in the minors but neither of whom has thrown an inning at the MLB level. In the long run, Graham projects higher; for 2013 purposes, Gilmartin may be more ready.

The Braves still have some money to play with, and while I think their standard procedure is to pocket it for now and use it on the trade market as needed in midseason, there are still a few options out there. Kyle Lohse has spent the offseason waiting for one of the popular kids to ask him to the prom, but with the exhibition season about to start, he may have to settle for something less. In any case, all reports are that the Braves aren’t interested. I would not blame you at all if you never wanted to see Kyle Lohse on the mound at Turner Field ever again.

You could make a pretty sweet fantasy baseball team out of the unsigned starting pitchers on the free agent market, if you also had a DeLorean to take you back to 2007. Lowe, Jamie Moyer, Roy Oswalt, Chien-Ming Wang, Randy Wolf, and Carlos Zambrano are still awaiting employment. I have not seen the Braves linked to any of them as of yet, but there they are. Our old friend Javy Vazquez is lurking, Sheets-style, but the Nationals appear to be the most interested team.

The plan appears to be to go with the kids, at least in the beginning of the season. This is a sound choice by the front office; the kids don’t cost anything, and with the bullpen depth this team has, you wouldn’t waste a roster spot on another starter unless you were sure you were demoting Teheran, etc. to AAA. Don’t forget that Cristhian Martinez could totally make a spot start if needed, too.

Of course, we know the Braves like to sign a veteran pitcher around this time of year… and we know they have an occasional fondness for guys who are, can we say, “innings eaters”… and they’ve had this guy around before… could they? Nah. They wouldn’t.