Braves sign Garret Anderson to one-year deal |

This terrible news is unaccompanied by the picture or PR, but you have to acknowledge that the chances of it falling through look slim. All I can do is try to write up Anderson tonight in hopes that yet again I will wind up with an unpostable player analysis. Briefly: He is done.

I love ya, DOB, but I really hope you fall on your face again.