I didn’t want it to come to this, but the Braves leave me no choice. Until they prove to me that they can win a close game, I will show nothing but Phil Collins and Phil Collins-era Genesis music videos! There is seemingly an infinite supply.

This is nothing. He’s done much worse. And the duets… oh, the duets.

This will continue until the Braves either win a one-run game, win in extra innings, or win on a walkoff homer.