C Henry Blanco
1B Mike Hessman
2B Bret Boone
3B Wes Helms
SS Ozzie Guillen
RF Reggie Sanders
CF Deion Sanders
LF Dave Gallagher
IF Keith Lockhart
OF Mike Kelly

SP Russ Ortiz
SP Shane Reynolds
SP Horacio Ramirez*
SP Andy Ashby
SP Jason Shiell (and his wife)†

CL Danny Kolb
RP Tyler Kali Yates
RP Kevin Gryboski
RP Ray King
RP Roberto Hernandez

Coaches: Merv Rettenmund, Roger McDowell

*I don’t really hate Horacio that much but I’ve probably talked more trash about him here than anyone else.
†I don’t really hate Shiell or his wife either but needed a fifth starter and the Shiell’s wife jokes kill.