MLB Trade Rumors: Braves Rumors

I mean, can you believe this crap?

First, the White Sox are interested in Andruw Jones. That seems like a longshot because Andruw has a no-trade and the White Sox hate Scott Boras, but who knows, maybe an extension would get that done. Trading for Jones would make Brian Anderson expendable, and Anderson seems to me like Bobby Cox’s kind of player–young, great defense, could improve at the plate. Maybe Anderson and one of Chicago’s starters would get that deal done.

Because if there’s one thing that the Braves need, it’s to trade the only outfielder they have who can hit for someone who can’t hit at all. Brian Anderson is probably the worst everyday player in baseball:

 Year Ag G   AB    R    H   2B 3B  HR  RBI  SB CS  BB  SO   BA   OBP   SLG   TB   SH  SF IBB HBP GDP 
+--------------+---+----+----+----+---+--+---+----+---+--+---+---+-----+-----+-----+----+---+---+---+---+---+
 2005 23 13   34    3    6   1  0   2    3   1  0   0  12  .176  .176  .382   13   1   0   0   0   2
 2006 24 134 365   46   82  23  1   8   33   4  7  30  90  .225  .290  .359  131   2   3   2   5   3

None of the ChiSox starting pitchers was particularly good last season, and their best was Jose Contreras, who remembers the Bay of Pigs. Bobby isn’t a moron. Neither is Schuerholz.