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The Braves need to rest John Smoltz. There’s nothing to play for and he doesn’t have anything to prove. It’s not his fault, he’s just used up trying to keep this team in contention while the rest of the rotation collapsed and the bullpen continually let him down. I propose that the six runs he allowed today be divided between Hudson and Kim Jong-Il and the loss go to Reitsma.

John gave up a two-out, three-run homer to Jacque Jones in the first, then a none-out, three-run homer to Derrek “Splinters” Lee in the third, and was then relieved by Villarreal. Smoltz has an apparent groin strain, another reason he should be shut down. The Parade of Crappy Relievers allowed two more runs, one by Ray and one by Franklin, who is surely the crappiest of them all and shall get a hat as a prize once I find his mailing address and a crappy enough hat. The Vulture, Devine, Barry, Moylan, and Paronto all emerged unscathed.

The Braves had ten hits. Diaz was the only one with more than one, going 2-4 and scored two runs, and as punishment will sit tomorrow. Sitting today was LaRoche, for no readily apparent reason. Ward doesn’t even get the platoon advantage. Now the Phillies.