Hi everyone, it’s me, your old friend Keith Lockhart! Since the Braves are stuck with so many Lockhart clones these days (you know, guys who are older, below average and paid too much), Matt Tomlinson thought he would ask the “original” mediocre Brave to come on and write the Game Thread!

I just wanted everyone to know I am doing OK, I know everyone misses me a whole lot, but I have started a beauty salon in upstate New York and I am loving life! I am not going to lie though, I miss being a Brave and anytime Bobby is ready for me to suit up in place of Marcus, I am good to go!