Author: Seat Painter

Box Score Well, if that game didn’t serve as a metaphor for the 2014 Braves’ season, I don’t know of one that would. The Braves jumped out early, just like in April, behind Ervin Santana, just like in April....

Box Score, but don’t bother Well, the Braves continued their assault on Offensive Ineptitude by being shut out for the 15th time this year, this time courtesy of the Mets and Zach Wheeler. Julio Teheran threw 89 good to...

The Horrid Box Score Pitiful. The Platonic Ideal of the 2014 Braves season was captured tonight in a game they couldn’t win against a woeful Rangers team that is playing out the string. Excellent starting pitching –...

After THAT performance, there’s no much to say. Aaron Harang continues his post-ball pumpkin regression, with the Braves now having lost 190 of the last 10 games he has started (numbers approximate). Big Handsome Ugly gave...

ESPN Box Score Justin Upton continued his stealth campaign for MVP, with a two run homer and Jason Heyward continued to play well, and Craig Kimbrel continued to do Kraken-type things. In other news, The Progeny came home from...