I don’t know who’s going to win the World Series, but I’m certain there will be no more games at Dodger Stadium. This means I will not have to listen to any more Dodger Stadium organ play for at least six months. If I could guarantee that I would never have to listen to it any more for the rest of my life, I would allow the Dodgers to win this World Series and even some more… that’s how strongly I feel about this.

I am a little reticent about bringing this up for a number of reasons:

(a) I am a Braves fan, and my home stadium is certainly not immune to “traditions” that the rest of the country finds obnoxious.

(b) I am opposed to anyone seeking to impose his own esthetic vision on the rest of the world. (Let’s be honest here: I am not opposed to this at all…. I just realize that in a world where esthetic vision can be imposed, I am doubtless not going to be the one empowered to do the imposing.)

(c) Sometimes, drowning out John Smoltz with three seconds of the theme from Twin Peaks can be a net positive.

(d) The alternative would probably be the Dodgers paying $12 MM per year to Matthew Kaminski to move to LA and I’d miss him.

But Ye Gods it’s hard to watch a game with live sound from Dodger Stadium.

I wasn’t going to talk about this at all, but then my favorite podcast brought it up today and I had to drop a clip, with a double warning: (1) There will be a NSFW word spoken during this very short clip; (2) This is largely a political podcast, so if you go and find it, I disavow under the Prime Thomason Directive that I told you, or even encouraged you, to watch the rest of it. Please… if you hate this podcast, or these three podcasters, yell at me privately, not on Braves Journal. A robust discussion of the organist at Dodger Stadium, on the other hand, is hereby encouraged,