In the famous July 4th, 1985 19-inning game, I had gone to watch fireworks at a friends’house and got home about 11 PM, only to discover that the game was in its second rain delay. I stayed up and watched the whole stupid thing.

Tonight, I had driven up late to the Berkshires, ready to get in and see how the game was ending. No such luck… it was in the top of the scond inning. Pretty soon, though, it was 5-0 Phillies, and the zeal of my 29-year-old self is much diminished. Plus, I have too much respect for baseball to put in too much time admiring mediocre play.

So I decided (after the obligatory Michael Harris II strikeout) to watch at least long enough to see RAJ bat once. But then Otto Kemp (wasn’t he the sub scommander in Das Boot?) made it 8-0. A Riley error made it 9-0… Elder was out, and I wondered if I was going to live long enough to see this mythical RAJ at-bat. Kyle Schwarber made it 11-0.

Stuart Fairchild replaced Ronald, who didn’t get that second at-bat. I went to bed.

I woke up at 6. I missed a couple of runs. They weren’t ours.

Enjoy your Saturday.

Another try tonight.