What Are You?

Much digital ink has been spilled assessing the Bill Parcells Dictum: You Are What Your Record Says You Are. Allow me to spill just a tiny bit more. Through 61 games, the Braves are 27-34. This is not merely disappointing; it is pretty much disastrous. There are no shortage of explanations, all of which contribute:

  • An abysmal lack of offense, with subparts:
    • A collapse in power
    • Baserunning errors
    • Truly epic failures with runners in scoring position
    • Acquisitions on drug suspension
  • A closer who can’t close, a bullpen that can’t hold leads, an ace starter still getting warmed up
  • A manager who occasionally has no knowledge of what went on out there
  • Global Warming
  • New Management at Braves Journal

But what does any of this foretell? Let’s start with 1961, the year that moved us to 162 games, and ignore the strike/plague years of 1994, 1995 and 2020. With 101 games to go, here are all the teams that were 27-34, sorted by their record for the remainder of the season:

TeamSeasonWinLossTiePlayoff Games
Rank
1MIN2006693203
2LAN20136536010
3SEA2022633805
4TOR1989623905
5ANA200662390
6PIT1974614004
7HOU2024613902
8NYA198460410
9SFN198260410
10CHA196159421
11CHA200359420
12BOS197258360
13ATL196658431
14CHN2007584303
15SDN197857440
16TOR199957440
17KCA1984574403
18ATL198054460
19PIT197353480
20KCA201753480
21PHI200253470
22PIT198753480
23WAS201153470
24HOU197052490
25NYA197252420
26FLO200052480
27MIN201851500
28BAL200451500
29BOS201551500
30SLN200751500
31TOR200251500
32NYN201850510
33SDN201450510
34MIA201750510
35BOS196249500
36CIN196649500
37CHN199649520
38SEA201549520
39SDN200049520
40SEA199849510
41SDN199749520
42SEA201248530
43MON197548530
44MON197748530
45OAK200948530
46CHN201048530
47TEX198748530
48SFN197748530
49DET197747540
50TOR201347540
51SEA198547540
52OAK199847540
53OAK201147540
54CIN198347540
55BAL200047540
56PIT199646550
57PHI197046540
58ATL201745560
59CHA200745560
60KCA201245560
61CLE197245500
62WAS202444570
63BOS201444570
64CHA198844560
65NYN199644570
66NYA199144570
67MON199144560
68SDN201144570
69MIN199843580
70CLE198343580
71TBA200443570
72MON197243520
73PIT200042590
74MIL199342590
75SDN197742590
76CLE197842560
77COL201541600
78SDN197941590
80MIN199741600
81COL202241600
82CHA196941600
83TOR200440600
84BAL198740610
85CHA196840610
86NYN198040610
87ATL198539620
88SDN201839620
89NYN200339610
90KCA200938630
91SE1196937641
92CHA201336650

92 teams is a larger sample that I though I’d have — I was prepared to shade the win requirements a bit, but I really don’t have to. What a motley collection of teams, but what a wide range of results, from the 96-win Twins in 2006 to the 99-loss White Sox of 2013.

I had forgotten that the 1966 Braves, the team that still makes me tear up a little bit when i think about them, was one of these teams, and had a very repectable record in their last 101 of 58-43-1. The total of 85 wins still wouldn’t make the playoffs today, but it was enjoyable baseball to watch. At the other end, the 1985 Braves (final record 66-96) were not much fun to watch — new manager Eddie Haas was fired in his first season as manager and the dreaded Chuck Tanner years were to follow. I think Eddie Haas is the only manager ever to have been fired in his first season as a manager, but I’m still trying to find a counterexample. (Obviously, plenty of interim managers weren’t rehired, but Haas was hired at the beginning of the 1985 season and fired 121 games in. Bobby Wine finished up the season and was replaced by Tanner.) [note: I’ve now found a number of other examples, so Eddie is not the only manager to be fired in his first year…. but there aren’t a lot of them.]

Of these 92, teams, only 18 won the 54 games required to get to 0.500. The 1980 Braves were the only team to get back exactly to 0.500.

More importantly, Crapshoot season. 8 of these teams made the playoffs, for around a 10 percent chance. Some of these teams, however, were really lucky to do so — looking at you, 1984 Royals and 2007 Cubs. 84 or 85 wins is going to see you fishing at the end of the season this year.

Finally, lest you think this is all in the distant past, last year’s Astros were 27-34. They didn’t get very far in the playoffs, but they got there. Maybe Rafael Montero has some secrets he wants to tell us about.

I know we’re all depressed now, and this season seems like it’s going to suck. I hope the above demonstrates it doesn’t have to…. though odds are it will.

What Is To Be Done?

Beyond the preparation of a number of rockets for solar excursions, I depend on all of you for this. That’s what the comments are for.

Tonight

Game 62 in San Francisco tonight. (Boy, that must have a great transcontinental flight yesterday….) It’s Friday night, which is Shabbos, so it’s Spencer Schwellenbach on the mound against Hayden Birdsong (not to be confused with Otis, who’s my age.) First guy to tweet Birdsong loses.