For those of you Braves Journal Kremlinologists who pore over each nuance here looking for signs of political discord and behind-the-scenes chaos here, I request: Stop! But for those of you who read that Ryan will do his first 2025 recap today should draw no inferences from the fact that that is untrue: instead, you need to calm down. All is well here in Politburo Thomason.

The truth is much simpler. Apparently Ender Inciarte found out that Ryan was due to make his first start of 2025 and planted a pipebomb at his school. Wait… it wasn’t a pipebomb; it was a pipe… a ten foot section of drainage pipe. But, through an elaborate series of misunderstandings, Ryan’s debut was terminated with extreme prejudice.,,, Maybe next Thursday.

So we won three out of four from the our national capital warriors. That’s about what a well above-average team does when it plays a slightly below-average team. Four game sweeps are unusual even when great teams play bad teams. So suck up the bad loss on Wednesday, and accept today’s win with good grace. The much-maligned Raisel got a save, and the scary we-almost-blew-it inning was the eighth, in which a very shaky Dylan Lee wiggled in just the right way. Starting pitching, defense and just enough offense to win. Keep it up.

There will be a Green Monster tomorrow, in the “traditional rivalry” which lacks only tradition and rivalry. Braves Field is now the Northeastern University football field. Get over it.

The Red Sox are 22-23, and are in second place in the once-vaunted AL East. Your 0.500 Braves come into Fenway tomorrow night featuring former Red Sox hospital inpatient Chris Sale. Garret Crochet will attempt to weave success for the home team.