Rubber game. Shabbos against Jesus, which reminds me of a joke… nah, better not. Maybe later in the season.

Schwellenbach was his PDQ self. Unfortunately, Luzardo walks on water. Each gave up one run through six efficient innings of work. Luzardo’s work was made more efficient by the Braves’ proclivity to make outs on the bases. De La Cruz was thrown out at second on a sacrifice bunt attempt from Fairchild. Ozzie was picked off first. And this comes from Snit saying that the Braves were going to play more “small ball.”

This game is a nice example of deciding you’re going to play “Small Ball” when you don’t have a “Small Ball” team. The Sabermetric knock on small ball is that you gain one run innings but lose 3 and 4 run innnings, so that on net it’s a losing strategy. But teams can make small ball work if they have the players for it and if they’ve done the right training for it. Small Ball is not a solution to a team that can’t hit. It may win you some games, but it will lose you more. And the gigantic, overwhelming bias for small ball runs (which are obviously “cleverer” than mashing baseballs at 106 mph) from pundits who you’d think grew up in the 1920’s for their nostalgia for the bunt ensures that the games lost from small ball are never highlighted. (This is made even more difficult from the fact that those games are impossible to spot, because what would have happened in the absence of small ball strategies is unseen.)

Now you might make an argument that having Stuart Fairchild bunt is better than having him try to mash the ball, and that may be true, but it is also true that the presence of Stuart Fairchild in your lineup is a sign of capitulation to the notion that you’re going to lose a lot of ballgames. I have nothing against Stuart, but he substitutes for Ronald Acuña Jr. in the same way that I can substitute ketchup for Frank’s Hot Sauce — it’s what you do when you forgot to go the store and ran out of Frank’s. (More accurately here, it’s when you don’t think you have enough money to buy a new bottle of Frank’s.) We all know that Stuart is here only because Ronald isn’t, and no amount of stalwart defense and bunting is going to let me forget that. Stuart even stole second (barely) after he bunted De La Cruz off the bases. Big whoop.

So after six innings, Mother Nature tired of seeing so few runs scored and intervened to get both pitchers out of the game. Her methodology here is a little crude, involving a cascade of water from the sky, along with a few electrical discharges, but it’s effective. Once again, the superior bullpen was going to win the game, which has been true of 6 of the previous 11 games, including all three against the Phillies.

The game restarted around 11:30, a mere 2 hours and 45 minutes later. Schwellenbach was out. Bummer. Literally and figuratively. Bummer had a perfect seventh, but walked Harper to start the 8th, and De Los Santos rushed in to replace the Bum. The Saints preserved the tie. Luzardo was replaced by Hernandez. More small ball. Kelenic walked and Nick Allen bunted him to second with two outs! Successfully! But then Ozzie struck out. This is why small ball requires everyone to be able to get on base. Jordan Romano (which is apparently pronounced with a short “a” in his home Canada — this is how I learn things) who has gotten nobody out this season, mowed down Riley, Ozuna and Olson in order.

We’re now past midnight, so I guess I was going to recap this one even if Ryan hadn’t bowed out.

Iggy got the 9th for his third straight appearance, uneventfully. Strahm retired the next three. Extra innings. 12:24. The Atlanta debut of Rafael Montero, who did a great job stranding the Manfred Man at third, by striking out Trea Turner and Nick Castellanos around a Bryce Harper walk. (People were bitching yesterday about giving Bryce Harper a chance to beat the Braves. Snit may have listened.)

In the bottom of the 10th came the obvious winning moment for small ball. Harris moved the Manfred Man successfully!!!!! with a bunt. Nick Allen hit an excellent shot but right at Bohm. So now it takes a hit from Ozzie — not to be. Small ball fails again, but this time the strategy was undoubtedly correct.

11th inning. José Suarez takes the bump, but he walks in the Manfred Man and now has to face Kyle Schwarber with the bases loaded and two outs, who hit a one-handed swing to the base of the wall. Whew.

12:50. Need a run. Austin Riley immediately delivers a double off Joe Ross to tie the game. Marcell Ozuna doesn’t do small ball. Home run to end the game.

Schwing!!

This was the third game in which Kyle Schwarber faced Spencer Schwellenbach (Schwarber’s homer was the only blemish on Schwellenbach’s line). At no other time in MLB history have two players with last name beginning “Schw” faced one another, but on September12th, 1962, in the top of the 6th of the second game of a doubleheader,Don Schwall batted against Ron Nischwitz and grounded out to 3rd. If they’d used DH’s in 1962, even this wouldn’t have happened.

Braves Journal Contest!!!

Once again I have been called to do a writeup in emergency duty, and I’m also scheduled to do Friday and Saturday. But for Saturday we’re going to try something completely different. If you go to braves-journal-contest.anvil.app, you will see a Mad Libs template. Simply put your Braves Journal name (or a valid email address) in the first box (or any other name for that matter) and follow the parts-of-speech request in the other nine boxes and hit the SUBMIT button. If you have put something in all ten boxes you will be entered into the contest. I have already (mostly) written the Saturday recap, and the most amusing when the blanks are filled will win either (a) the commemorative 1993 Fred McGriff baseball pictured above; or (b) my thanks; your choice. (Note: if you don’t use your Braves Journal name or a valid email address, you can still win, but can’t win the prize.) I will be the sole judge of the contest.

Enter as many times as you like, but since I’m going to have to judge this, if I get too many entrants from one person (say, more than 50) I’m going to stop reading your entries. Winning answer will be the Saturday recap.