In the month of May, the Braves are 12-13, with a batting line of .230/.293/.379 and an ERA of 3.38; they are scoring 3.52 runs per game and allowing 3.72 runs per game.
There are, undoubtedly, many historical parallels – indeed, the 2021 team was so famously frustrating that we had more or less all lost patience with them by now. Despite having lost our (arguably) best pitcher at the beginning of the year, the team’s pitching has been generally superb. And our indifferent offense can scarcely be blamed on losing our best hitter, whose yearlong struggles were hardly more remarkable than the similar yearlong struggles of Matt Olson, Austin Riley, Orlando Arcia, Jarred Kelenic, and just about every man whose name does not rhyme with “So soon-ah.”
Tonight’s game? I didn’t watch it – there’s a local blackout here, anyway. Mackenzie Gore is a former top prospect with huge stuff and he’s been good all year; anyway, he authored the Braves’s thirteenth double-digit strikeout game of the month. Spencer Schwellenbach did about as well as could have been expected in his major league debut; the Nats have frequently been pesky against us despite the talent gap on paper, and his end line of three earned runs in five innings is no worse than I typically expect out of Bryce Elder, and far better than I expect out of Darius Vines.
Of course, the Braves offense went down against the Nationals’ bullpen as meekly as churchmice, while the Nationals pushed across insurance runs against Boom-Boom Bummer. Alex Anthopoulos really needs to trade him for Mike Trout.
This too shall pass. If all of us would just go read War and Peace, by the time we all finished it, the team would probably be good again. Who’s with me?

Thanks Alex. Schellenbach looked pretty decent. It kind of got away from him at the end, but then again if it hadn’t, that probably wouldn’t have been the end. One negative I noticed was that many of his misses were non-competitive.
It could always be worse. You could be a Mets fan: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5528306/2024/05/29/mets-jorge-lopez-glove-stands-ejection?source=user-shared-article
Bummer really hasn’t been as bad as it seems. He’s been BABIP’d to death this year (.400 BABIP-against), and the 6th inning of last night’s game was a perfect example. Rosario’s hit was a 69 mph EV bloop, and Jacob Young didn’t even complete a full swing and got a 2-run single out of it.
Yeah, despite his name, Bummer was a very good pickup. He has an elite ground ball rate. Sometimes you get unlucky when they put it in play, but much more often than not ground balls become outs.
Having said that, I would trade him for Trout, as long as the Angels pay most of the salary.
Welp, Minter is headed to the 15-day IL with left hip inflammation. The injury bug bites again.
If David Fletcher makes it as a pitcher, I move we call him Kenny Rogers.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5528761/2024/05/30/braves-spencer-schwellenbach-mlb-debut-david-fletcher-knuckleball/?source=user_shared_article
I see what you did there.
I’m afraid I don’t see what you did there. I can be slow. I did think after reading the first paragraph in that story we could call him Bonnie Raitt.
Well, Kenny Rogers was a pitcher, and Kenny Rogers was also a singer with a number of popular songs about various subjects.
“On a warm summer’s evening
On a train bound for nowhere
I met up with…”