There once was a time when the word PHAT became a vital part of pop culture. And while the Arizona Diamondbacks RHP of the night’s name does look like it could be some weird acronym that’s synonymous with PHAT, his last name, Pfaadt, is actually pronounced “Fought”.

So…yes, tonight’s Diamondbacks starter is named Brandon Pfaadt and he’s highly thought of by people that know pitching. In his first start of the year, he threw 5 innings, struck out 6, and carried a 1.80 ERA and a 1.00 WHIP.

The Braves counter with Max Fried, who only lasted 2/3 of an inning in his 2024 debut. My guess is he’ll last longer than that this go around.

Braves Lineup

And now…the not so good news…

There’s nothing about this that’s good. At best, it’s just irritation and he’ll be out until the All Star Break. At worst, see ya in 2026. While this situation really sucks, the Braves won 104 games with very little of an actual rotation. Also, it’s time to give Alex Anthopoulos real credit, as he’s built true depth in the system this year and between Bryce Elder, AJ Smith-Shawver, Darius Vines, Hurston Waldrep, and, at some point, Huascar Ynoa and Ian Anderson, I think the Braves will be much better off than last year when they lost Max Fried and Ian Anderson right out the gate.

Win it for Strider. Dammit, he deserves it.