A win’s a win, even if you wish you weren’t white-knuckling the cellar-dwellers.

The tl;dr of the game: Jake Odorizzi looked better (though he was putting away a team of scrubs); the offense was mostly asleep, other than Michael Harris II; the bullpen hung on.

Both Odorizzi and Kenley Jansen looked the best they’ve looked in their current uniform, though the punchless Pittsburgh lumber had something to do with that.

That said, as Ben noted on the broadcast, these Pirates have a knack for playing close games: of their 122 games played, they’ve been in 73 games decided by one or two runs, and they’ve gone 30-43 in those affairs. The Braves have played 52 such contests, and are 32-20 in them. The thing is, when you’re as hapless and star-deprived as the Pirates, a one-run deficit is a lot harder to make up, and a one-run lead is a lot less confidence-inspiring — if your pen happens to cough the run back, your batters are a lot less likely to pick them up.

These Pirates do have some good players. Star center fielder Bryan Reynolds was mostly quiet, with just a single and a hat trick of strikeouts in four appearances, but I have to imagine that it hasn’t been easy for him to play through the incessant trade rumors. Word on the street is that the Pirates’ asking price for him was just insane and so they’re left holding the bag, just like the Cubs with Ian Happ and Willson Contreras.

But then rookie shortstop Oneil Cruz hit an utter moonshot, and you could see what the fuss is about. He’s still under the Mendoza line but the guy has tools for days. And the starter Roansy Contreras, a onetime hot prospect himself, kept the Braves’ batters off balance and they tipped their cap to him relentlessly after the game. Probably their best player of all is hurt, third baseman Ke’Bryan Hayes (Charlie Hayes’s son), a wizard with the glove who’s no slouch at the plate.

Still: Dennis Eckersley wasn’t wrong.

You talk about a no-name lineup. There’s no team like this. I’d love to see some of the service time: you add it all up, it’s not much.

You know, we just came from Kansas City, seeing all those young kids… this is different, though. Doesn’t it seem different? They have a lot of prospects they’re playing over there… This is a hodgepodge of nothingness.

It’s ridiculous. It really is. Pathetic.

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