Though overall the Braves have started off fairly strong this year, I haven’t. This makes me 0 – 3 for Mondays. The old Bobby Cox Braves used to stink up Sunday with the famous “Sunday lineups” in which scrubs frequently manned half of the positions. I can’t figure out what else is going on on Mondays, so it must be me.

Though overall the Braves have started off fairly strong this year, I haven’t. This makes me 0 – 3 for Mondays. The old Bobby Cox Braves used to stink up Sunday with the famous “Sunday lineups” in which scrubs frequently manned half of the positions. I can’t figure out what else is going on on Mondays, so it must be me.

How does what appears to be a fairly decent team with upside lose to a potentially epic catastrophe of a team? Let me count the ways.

Mike Foltenewicz was o.k., but throwing lots of balls. First 4 innings, no runs. He got into the 5th and walked Billy Hamilton. Like, damn, throw it down the middle. So, obviously a Scott Shebler (whatever that is) hit a home run, Jose Peraza made an out, as usual (aren’t we glad our FO picked Albies?), and Joey Votto got a single. So at 2 outs in the 5th, he was dragged off the mound by Snitker. Sam Freeman put out the fire and it was a 2 to 2 game.

How did the Braves get their 2? In the third, Dansby Swanson walked to lead off. Ryan Flaherty and the Polish Prince followed with outs. Ender Inciarte singled and with Dansby running on contact with 2 outs, he was headed for 3rd when Adam DuVall threw to third. Dansby would have been safe anyway, but the throw was bad and got away. Dansby headed home and ran into the third baseman standing in the baseline, but he still scored. Then, Amazing Power Hitter (APH) Nick Markakis hit what famous outdoorsman and Buck Commander Chipper Jones has called a “mammo oppo.” Even in Great American Small Park, it was a pretty good shot to left center.

The battle of the bullpens was once again lost and once again impacted by large numbers of walks. The strategy for pitcher acquisition in the previous administration seemed to echo Roosevelt’s strategy as to musical choice. Roosevelt said “Play anything, AS LONG AS IT’S LOUD!” Coppollella World said “get any pitcher, as long as he throws HARD!” Some of the starters are getting better at trying to throw to this strange thing called “the strike zone.” However, for now there seem to be many in the “pen” that can’t get it done.