One nice thing about major league baseball is that teams play every night for six months, so by the end of the season the luck has evened out and teams’ records reflect pretty well who they actually are. Playing 162 games also means that, while technically possible, the chances of losing all 162 games is so minute that no team has ever come close to it.

If 0-162, then, is not an achievable goal, one week into the season there are still a few numbers the Braves can shoot for to become enshrined in the record books. They are:

14—how many more consecutive losses the team needs to tie the ’88 O’s for worst start of all time. With the proper use of the bench and bullpen, this one looks quite achievable. Considering the team would have to tie this record when they are in Boston, it would also not be beyond the realm of possibility for them to break the record outright either.

24—the number of games the Braves play this month. What significance does that hold? That ’88 O’s team only played 23 games during that fateful April, and their lone win gave them a .043 winning percentage, good for the worst month in baseball history. If the Braves can manage 15 more consecutive loses this month, they would be in an excellent position to overtake this record, as well.

109—remaining loses needed to break the franchise record for most loses in a season. The previous record of 115 loses was set by the 1935 team.

114—remaining losses needed to overtake the ’62 Mets to become the worst team in the modern era. If the 2003 Tigers could come close to this, our bunch could certainly make a run for it this year.

127—remaining losses needed to tie the 1899 Cleveland Spiders for most loses in all of baseball history. This one would be really tough to reach, but with the start the Braves have gotten out to, not all hope is lost yet.

Stay strong, Braves fans. There is so much history to watch for this season.

To achieve their 7th loss of the season in as many games, the Braves and Jhoulys Chacin engaged in quite the pitchers’ duel in D.C. Chacin struck out eight in his Braves debut and never really looked like he had to work hard. To reward him, Fredi lifted him after six innings and 69 pitches to turn the game over to the Braves vaunted bullpen.

Chacin’s efforts were all for naught, as the Braves offense was stymied by Gio Gonzalez for the same number of frames. Fredi’s efforts to help put this one in the loss column were nicely summed up in the comments of the previous thread, but one I will highlight here was his decision to let the Frenchman hit for himself in the top of the 8th in a one-out, bases-loaded situation. Our old pal came through with a most predictable double play, while our other old pal had to wait until there were two outs in the 9th to get a pinch hit opportunity, one he used to drive in the Braves only run with a double.

KJ’s efforts were too little, too late, as they came after some bottom of the 8th shenanigans by both the Gnats and Fredi. Jim Johnson picked up the first two outs of that frame, then walked Anthony Rendon to put two men on in front of Bryce Harper. Fredi decided that pitching to Harper seemed like a good idea, and he brought Old Pal #3 in to do so. Alas, EOF is not what he used to be (and neither is he Arodys Vizcaino, who had to wait to enter the game after it had already been lost), and Fredi’s grand scheme backfired. A double down the left field line, just out of the reach of a diving Francoeur, plated two runs and put the game out of reach.

As far as losses go, this one was at least pleasant enough. A pitchers’ duel with some good supporting defense* always makes for a good ballgame, and beggars can’t be choosers.

*I was reminded tonight that with as painful as watching the Braves play shortstop has been this season following many years of being spoiled with the best defensive shortstop in the league, at least we don’t have to put up with Danny Espinosa on a nightly basis. There are at least some things we can be thankful for.

Gnats delenda est.