One of the very few topics on which I generally default to optimism is the Atlanta Braves. It is known.

I can get testy with the constant rending of garments that we seem to descend to any time things don’t go perfectly or according to how we would do it. It is known.

I have been watching a lot of One Punch Man of late. This is likely new information.

All of this given, I hereby present “how the Atlanta Braves compete for the NL East or at least the WildCard* in 2016, in one move.”

Assumption 1: Hector Olivera does not bomb out. That is to say, he is a reasonable facsimile of a middle of the order hitter with some power, and can fake it well enough at 3B.

Assumption 2: Terry McGuirk was not lying when he said payroll would increase going into 2017, and that the Braves are willing to once again carry a top-10 payroll.

I honestly don’t think either of those assumptions require unicorn’s blood to be true. Your mileage may, as they say, vary.

Punch 1: Call Milwaukee. Offer Lucas Sims and Touki Toussaint, packaged with at least one of Michael Bourn or Nick Swisher’s expiring contracts. Preferably both. Ask for Ryan Braun’s entire contract in return.

C – AJP
1B – Huggy Bear
2B – Jace Peterson
3B – Hector Olivera
SS – Erick Aybar
LF – Ryan Braun
CF – Cameron Maybin
RF – Nick Markakis

OF4 – Dian Toscano
OF5 – Mallex Smith

The rest of the roster fills in with pieces already in the mix in Atlanta.

Breathe.

*Remember way back 12 months ago when everyone was all “ALL WE NEED TO DO IS SNEAK INTO THE SECOND WILD CARD! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!?