“Forget about the cheaters, and all the steroid eaters…”
Top that, pop-punk kiddies.
W.C.G.
on May 29, 2014 at 6:02 pm
I’ll voice the dissenting opinion in this thread: music about baseball is just too on the nose for me.
coop
on May 29, 2014 at 7:29 pm
Great escape, Mikey.
John R.
on May 29, 2014 at 7:40 pm
@3, I didn’t say it was a good song, just that it was my favorite, mainly for the sentiment. Unfortunately REM’s songwriting chops vanished at some point in the early ’90s.
Edward
on May 29, 2014 at 7:53 pm
Don’t look now, but Judy’s got 2 homers this series.
'Rissa
on May 29, 2014 at 7:54 pm
Is that a Braves’ run? Do my eyes deceive me?
JonathanF
on May 29, 2014 at 7:56 pm
Ordinarily, I’d agree with you W.C.G., but desperate times…
A balk that moves our runner into scoring position and then we immediately cash in with a RBI single? That’s so not the 2014 Braves, but it sure is nice to see.
Nick
on May 29, 2014 at 8:23 pm
Ha ha ha…this bullshit ballpark finally plays in our favor!
'Rissa
on May 29, 2014 at 8:27 pm
I don’t think any team can turn a 3-6-3 double play like Freddie and Simmons can. That play is so pretty when they do it.
My hatred for this stadium cannot be expressed in words.
braves14
on May 29, 2014 at 8:56 pm
Chris Johnson doesn’t hit for power, doesn’t walk, is not a good defender, and his empty batting average is suffering. It’s like we have Francoeur again.
JonathanF
on May 29, 2014 at 9:04 pm
Nonsense. Francoeur could defend.
'Rissa
on May 29, 2014 at 9:26 pm
Is the Offense back? I hope so.
John Gaines
on May 29, 2014 at 9:33 pm
@18
Yeah, he was great at defending the ERAs of opposing pitchers.
Kyle B.
on May 29, 2014 at 9:34 pm
How is Chris Johnson not batting -.5000000? At .258, he has a higher batting average than Heyward, Gattis, B.J., and Doumit.
Nick
on May 29, 2014 at 9:38 pm
This is gonna happen to us again.
Putter
on May 29, 2014 at 9:39 pm
I motion that we start calling him Kris with a K due to his many strikeouts
Our New Insect Overlords
on May 29, 2014 at 9:40 pm
This $#!^ again?
Putter
on May 29, 2014 at 9:40 pm
Cue the circus music. I think I might become a Red Sox fan because the Braves suck right now
And really, Uggla is worse?
The supposed great outfield defense doing the job yet again
Nick
on May 29, 2014 at 9:40 pm
Shoot me in the face!
John R.
on May 29, 2014 at 9:40 pm
That was all kinds of awkward.
Our New Insect Overlords
on May 29, 2014 at 9:41 pm
I hate this team right now. Carp, this is not on you.
krussell
on May 29, 2014 at 9:41 pm
This is not a good baseball team. Not at all.
John R.
on May 29, 2014 at 9:42 pm
The Upton Brothers suck on defense.
They just suck.
'Rissa
on May 29, 2014 at 9:42 pm
The Braves will self-destruct in 3…2…1…
We’re going to lose 4 very winnable games against the Red Sox, I can just feel it.
Brian J.
on May 29, 2014 at 9:42 pm
In their defense, they really aren’t concentrating, so it’s hard to determine what their level of ability is.
Nick
on May 29, 2014 at 9:42 pm
Did they really call that La Stella shit a hit? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!
braves14
on May 29, 2014 at 9:43 pm
Bad News Braves.
Nick
on May 29, 2014 at 9:44 pm
Oh good…here come the comedy stylings of Luis Avilan.
Anon21
on May 29, 2014 at 9:45 pm
It’s really awesome how literally every Red Sox ball in play turns into a not-out. That’s just a totally likely thing to have happen.
Kyle B.
on May 29, 2014 at 9:47 pm
Some poor sap is going to have to recap this nonsense.
What? Me? Oh.
braves14
on May 29, 2014 at 9:48 pm
That botched play by La Stella could have been a double play leaving the bases empty and 2 outs.
csg
on May 29, 2014 at 9:49 pm
Have to bring in Kimbrel here don’t you? 2 outs with Ortiz up
krussell
on May 29, 2014 at 9:49 pm
Not this f’ing roided-up douche again. Please just walk him. Please.
'Rissa
on May 29, 2014 at 9:49 pm
@37 Have fun with that.
krussell
on May 29, 2014 at 9:50 pm
Now bring in Kimbrel.
Nick
on May 29, 2014 at 9:51 pm
How about this? Fredi is.
braves14
on May 29, 2014 at 9:51 pm
Kimbrel in the 8th inning? How novel.
krussell
on May 29, 2014 at 9:52 pm
At least for once Fredi is doing stuff I agree with. That will make the loss a bit more palatable.
John Gaines
on May 29, 2014 at 9:53 pm
Kimbrel in the 8th… This move is coming about 7 months too late.
braves14
on May 29, 2014 at 9:53 pm
Why does David Ross need a scouting report? Lol he caught Kimbrel for 2 years.
Our New Insect Overlords
on May 29, 2014 at 9:54 pm
Well, Kimbrel needs the work, I guess. Not like there’s going to be a save situation.
Putter
on May 29, 2014 at 10:01 pm
So is Walker’s hitting philosophy to take strikes and swing at balls?
Heyward over matched and way behind two high fastballs yet again
Our New Insect Overlords
on May 29, 2014 at 10:02 pm
So glad to see us giving away outs.
krussell
on May 29, 2014 at 10:03 pm
For the record I didn’t agree with the bunt call. Fat chance of him doing anything differently though. You have 3 outs left. Giving up one on purpose is the dumbest thing ever.
csg
on May 29, 2014 at 10:03 pm
Nothing but 88 mph fastballs to Heyward. Unreal
csg
on May 29, 2014 at 10:05 pm
Kimbrels command sucks so far
Smitty
on May 29, 2014 at 10:05 pm
Does any team in baseball have a worse hitting philosophy than the Braves?
I really hope the front office notices this.
'Rissa
on May 29, 2014 at 10:06 pm
@54—wait, do the Braves even have a hitting philosophy?
Smitty
on May 29, 2014 at 10:07 pm
Maybe not. Greg Walker is the problem.
krussell
on May 29, 2014 at 10:09 pm
Braves have always given an anti-sabremetrics-and-proud-of-it vibe. Maybe it’s different behind closed doors. Who can say for sure unless you work there.
The bizarre thing is that they were pretty open last year about seeing more pitches and grinding out at bats early to get into the pen mid-game. This year they decided to be more aggressive. That’s working well so far.
Nick
on May 29, 2014 at 10:09 pm
Greg Walker was quoted the other day as saying we swing at too many bad pitches. He’s not an idiot.
braves14
on May 29, 2014 at 10:09 pm
Kimbrel has no idea where the ball is going.
Smitty
on May 29, 2014 at 10:10 pm
If he is not an idiot, he has a difficult time communicating a point.
Nick
on May 29, 2014 at 10:10 pm
Chip did not seriously just say that…
csg
on May 29, 2014 at 10:10 pm
Good grief. What a miserable way to lose this will be. Not going to end well
Brian J.
on May 29, 2014 at 10:12 pm
Fittingly pathetic. Bad decisions, bad execution, lack of attention.
Our New Insect Overlords
on May 29, 2014 at 10:12 pm
Of course. What a horrible team this has become.
John R.
on May 29, 2014 at 10:13 pm
Well ain’t that a bunch of bullshit?
'Rissa
on May 29, 2014 at 10:13 pm
Yep, we lost all four games in a series that we could have easily swept. Very winnable games there that we handed to the Sox. Bleh. Hard to win when you can’t hit or field.
Putter
on May 29, 2014 at 10:14 pm
Tommy La Stella sure isn’t the answer
csg
on May 29, 2014 at 10:14 pm
Not a bad throw. Walks will beat you every time. Unfortunately, our team would rather swing at crap than take a walk.
braves14
on May 29, 2014 at 10:15 pm
La Stella looks like a terrible defender. He blew 2 gigantic plays out there .
John R.
on May 29, 2014 at 10:15 pm
It’s as if we were playing the World Series against Boston with home field advantage. Swept in four, naturally.
krussell
on May 29, 2014 at 10:15 pm
He was safe at 2nd anyways. TLS missing that one just spared us 3 more minutes of agony.
coop
on May 29, 2014 at 10:15 pm
No hit, no field, no win: our Braves suck.
Our New Insect Overlords
on May 29, 2014 at 10:16 pm
There may have been worse four-game series in the regular season, but I can’t think of any right now.
csg
on May 29, 2014 at 10:16 pm
To be fair, blame goes to LaStella, BJ, and Justin in those last two innings. Team isn’t focused apparently.
Well, let’s hope this is as bad as it gets this year. That was quite a meltdown.
Smitty
on May 29, 2014 at 10:18 pm
DOB will write nine articles on how the fans suck and Fredi, BJ, Walker and Uggla are a four headed monster of greatness.
Zac
on May 29, 2014 at 10:19 pm
Not sure the outfield gaffes made much of difference to anything but my mood.
LaStella was the difference. I think he is dealing with some nerves still.
Zac
on May 29, 2014 at 10:19 pm
Not sure the outfield gaffes made much of difference to anything but my mood.
LaStella was the difference. I think he is dealing with some nerves still.
DG
on May 29, 2014 at 10:19 pm
That this team is still in first (maybe 0.5 out now) is quite a storyline. However, I just see too many holes to finish above third.
John R.
on May 29, 2014 at 10:19 pm
Justin and BJ let two totally unexceptional, garden variety base hits bound past them. I’m still shaking my head at seeing two major leaguers let that happen in such a short span of time.
krussell
on May 29, 2014 at 10:20 pm
Think about this for a minute: BJ and Uggla are probably the two worst everyday players in the majors and have been for a year and a half…and we have literally nobody in our entire farm system that’s any better.
Smitty
on May 29, 2014 at 10:21 pm
If the Braves were in a bigger market, the media would call out the front office and the coaching staff on this crap and this wouldn’t happen as much.
Instead we get homer articles and tons of crap on how we should be thankful to be in first place in a weak division.
'Rissa
on May 29, 2014 at 10:21 pm
We would literally have 4-5 more wins this season if we could simply catch the ball. I know offenses slump (of course, ours slumps for like a month at a time), but defense never should. This may be yet another hint that we just don’t have a good team this year (being tied for first place aside). World Series contenders get beat; pretenders give games like that one away.
DG
on May 29, 2014 at 10:22 pm
krussell: That’s one heck of an observation, and a scary one. Maybe Rachel Phelps will buy the team and berate them until Fredi motivates them to win just to piss her off.
Can we demote Chris Johnson? I mean, like, to the Nationals?
'Rissa
on May 29, 2014 at 10:24 pm
@82 and @83 The top headline on our MLB.com website right now is “Braves among game’s best at finding top talent”. Ironic for both of those comments, in different ways.
Smitty
on May 29, 2014 at 10:26 pm
DOB will have an article praising someone then in the comment section he will rip a fan who calls him on it. He is part of the problem.
The feed from Johnson looked catchable to me. Who are we blaming? Because I’m buying a pitchfork at Home Depot right now. Who has the torches?
Kyle B.
on May 29, 2014 at 10:28 pm
Pitchforks and torches The tools of the game. Brought to you by Home Depot.
kc
on May 29, 2014 at 10:29 pm
@85 Our farm system has always lacked hitting talents.
krussell
on May 29, 2014 at 10:30 pm
@90, blame the offense for not scoring. 3 runs is a loss unless you are playing the Cubs/Mets/Marlins/Phillies/etc.
Smitty
on May 29, 2014 at 10:33 pm
@89
“The stats showing the numbers of TJ surgeries are totally blown out of proportion. The Braves have had some bad luck. But with the leadership of Fredi Gonzalez and the proven ability of BJ Upton, the Braves keep winning. Any fan who is critical is a moron and doesn’t deserve to read anything I write. Now for some classic Greg Almond lyrics that I have copied and pasted.”
krussell
on May 29, 2014 at 10:40 pm
I was gonna post our record with and without Uggla in the lineup, but I think it’s just too soon…
But he has nothing to do with the Braves dropping the ball all over the field for the past 4 games.
Smitty
on May 29, 2014 at 10:56 pm
He just gives them passes for access. That’s why I don’t read him
Derek
on May 29, 2014 at 11:07 pm
I hate to see them play poorly, but I’ve really lost a lot of interest in the regular season over the last few years because of the new playoff format. They’re still likely to make a spot and once we’re in it’s basically a crapshoot anyway.
Still cannot fathom extending Chris Johnson. How can an organization that does so well evaluating talent miss so badly on him?
krussell
on May 29, 2014 at 11:25 pm
Well, we’re kind of a longshot to make the playoffs this year so the regular season should be more interesting in some respects.
My favorite REM-related song of the last 25 years.
“Forget about the cheaters, and all the steroid eaters…”
Top that, pop-punk kiddies.
I’ll voice the dissenting opinion in this thread: music about baseball is just too on the nose for me.
Great escape, Mikey.
@3, I didn’t say it was a good song, just that it was my favorite, mainly for the sentiment. Unfortunately REM’s songwriting chops vanished at some point in the early ’90s.
Don’t look now, but Judy’s got 2 homers this series.
Is that a Braves’ run? Do my eyes deceive me?
Ordinarily, I’d agree with you W.C.G., but desperate times…
#5
I didn’t love the post-Bill Berry records until 2008’s “Accelerate,” which was surprisingly rocking, IMO, a terrific record.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9DoM2W0YDQ
A balk that moves our runner into scoring position and then we immediately cash in with a RBI single? That’s so not the 2014 Braves, but it sure is nice to see.
Ha ha ha…this bullshit ballpark finally plays in our favor!
I don’t think any team can turn a 3-6-3 double play like Freddie and Simmons can. That play is so pretty when they do it.
Time to cash in, Bravos.
Edit: Guess the chips were counterfeit. Drat.
C’mon BJ, surprise me…
Do all Red Sox games last six hours?
My hatred for this stadium cannot be expressed in words.
Chris Johnson doesn’t hit for power, doesn’t walk, is not a good defender, and his empty batting average is suffering. It’s like we have Francoeur again.
Nonsense. Francoeur could defend.
Is the Offense back? I hope so.
@18
Yeah, he was great at defending the ERAs of opposing pitchers.
How is Chris Johnson not batting -.5000000? At .258, he has a higher batting average than Heyward, Gattis, B.J., and Doumit.
This is gonna happen to us again.
I motion that we start calling him Kris with a K due to his many strikeouts
This $#!^ again?
Cue the circus music. I think I might become a Red Sox fan because the Braves suck right now
And really, Uggla is worse?
The supposed great outfield defense doing the job yet again
Shoot me in the face!
That was all kinds of awkward.
I hate this team right now. Carp, this is not on you.
This is not a good baseball team. Not at all.
The Upton Brothers suck on defense.
They just suck.
The Braves will self-destruct in 3…2…1…
We’re going to lose 4 very winnable games against the Red Sox, I can just feel it.
In their defense, they really aren’t concentrating, so it’s hard to determine what their level of ability is.
Did they really call that La Stella shit a hit? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!
Bad News Braves.
Oh good…here come the comedy stylings of Luis Avilan.
It’s really awesome how literally every Red Sox ball in play turns into a not-out. That’s just a totally likely thing to have happen.
Some poor sap is going to have to recap this nonsense.
What? Me? Oh.
That botched play by La Stella could have been a double play leaving the bases empty and 2 outs.
Have to bring in Kimbrel here don’t you? 2 outs with Ortiz up
Not this f’ing roided-up douche again. Please just walk him. Please.
@37 Have fun with that.
Now bring in Kimbrel.
How about this? Fredi is.
Kimbrel in the 8th inning? How novel.
At least for once Fredi is doing stuff I agree with. That will make the loss a bit more palatable.
Kimbrel in the 8th… This move is coming about 7 months too late.
Why does David Ross need a scouting report? Lol he caught Kimbrel for 2 years.
Well, Kimbrel needs the work, I guess. Not like there’s going to be a save situation.
So is Walker’s hitting philosophy to take strikes and swing at balls?
Heyward over matched and way behind two high fastballs yet again
So glad to see us giving away outs.
For the record I didn’t agree with the bunt call. Fat chance of him doing anything differently though. You have 3 outs left. Giving up one on purpose is the dumbest thing ever.
Nothing but 88 mph fastballs to Heyward. Unreal
Kimbrels command sucks so far
Does any team in baseball have a worse hitting philosophy than the Braves?
I really hope the front office notices this.
@54—wait, do the Braves even have a hitting philosophy?
Maybe not. Greg Walker is the problem.
Braves have always given an anti-sabremetrics-and-proud-of-it vibe. Maybe it’s different behind closed doors. Who can say for sure unless you work there.
The bizarre thing is that they were pretty open last year about seeing more pitches and grinding out at bats early to get into the pen mid-game. This year they decided to be more aggressive. That’s working well so far.
Greg Walker was quoted the other day as saying we swing at too many bad pitches. He’s not an idiot.
Kimbrel has no idea where the ball is going.
If he is not an idiot, he has a difficult time communicating a point.
Chip did not seriously just say that…
Good grief. What a miserable way to lose this will be. Not going to end well
Fittingly pathetic. Bad decisions, bad execution, lack of attention.
What a shit show.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course. What a horrible team this has become.
Well ain’t that a bunch of bullshit?
Yep, we lost all four games in a series that we could have easily swept. Very winnable games there that we handed to the Sox. Bleh. Hard to win when you can’t hit or field.
Tommy La Stella sure isn’t the answer
Not a bad throw. Walks will beat you every time. Unfortunately, our team would rather swing at crap than take a walk.
La Stella looks like a terrible defender. He blew 2 gigantic plays out there .
It’s as if we were playing the World Series against Boston with home field advantage. Swept in four, naturally.
He was safe at 2nd anyways. TLS missing that one just spared us 3 more minutes of agony.
No hit, no field, no win: our Braves suck.
There may have been worse four-game series in the regular season, but I can’t think of any right now.
To be fair, blame goes to LaStella, BJ, and Justin in those last two innings. Team isn’t focused apparently.
Well, let’s hope this is as bad as it gets this year. That was quite a meltdown.
DOB will write nine articles on how the fans suck and Fredi, BJ, Walker and Uggla are a four headed monster of greatness.
Not sure the outfield gaffes made much of difference to anything but my mood.
LaStella was the difference. I think he is dealing with some nerves still.
Not sure the outfield gaffes made much of difference to anything but my mood.
LaStella was the difference. I think he is dealing with some nerves still.
That this team is still in first (maybe 0.5 out now) is quite a storyline. However, I just see too many holes to finish above third.
Justin and BJ let two totally unexceptional, garden variety base hits bound past them. I’m still shaking my head at seeing two major leaguers let that happen in such a short span of time.
Think about this for a minute: BJ and Uggla are probably the two worst everyday players in the majors and have been for a year and a half…and we have literally nobody in our entire farm system that’s any better.
If the Braves were in a bigger market, the media would call out the front office and the coaching staff on this crap and this wouldn’t happen as much.
Instead we get homer articles and tons of crap on how we should be thankful to be in first place in a weak division.
We would literally have 4-5 more wins this season if we could simply catch the ball. I know offenses slump (of course, ours slumps for like a month at a time), but defense never should. This may be yet another hint that we just don’t have a good team this year (being tied for first place aside). World Series contenders get beat; pretenders give games like that one away.
krussell: That’s one heck of an observation, and a scary one. Maybe Rachel Phelps will buy the team and berate them until Fredi motivates them to win just to piss her off.
Can we demote Chris Johnson? I mean, like, to the Nationals?
@82 and @83 The top headline on our MLB.com website right now is “Braves among game’s best at finding top talent”. Ironic for both of those comments, in different ways.
DOB will have an article praising someone then in the comment section he will rip a fan who calls him on it. He is part of the problem.
Check this out too:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cwXuYx-CJhhrZVTkwBSM41BtzYqzLqzYbpicDTje708/edit?usp=sharing
The feed from Johnson looked catchable to me. Who are we blaming? Because I’m buying a pitchfork at Home Depot right now. Who has the torches?
Pitchforks and torches The tools of the game. Brought to you by Home Depot.
@85 Our farm system has always lacked hitting talents.
@90, blame the offense for not scoring. 3 runs is a loss unless you are playing the Cubs/Mets/Marlins/Phillies/etc.
@89
“The stats showing the numbers of TJ surgeries are totally blown out of proportion. The Braves have had some bad luck. But with the leadership of Fredi Gonzalez and the proven ability of BJ Upton, the Braves keep winning. Any fan who is critical is a moron and doesn’t deserve to read anything I write. Now for some classic Greg Almond lyrics that I have copied and pasted.”
I was gonna post our record with and without Uggla in the lineup, but I think it’s just too soon…
#88
Don’t like him? You don’t have to read him.
But he has nothing to do with the Braves dropping the ball all over the field for the past 4 games.
He just gives them passes for access. That’s why I don’t read him
I hate to see them play poorly, but I’ve really lost a lot of interest in the regular season over the last few years because of the new playoff format. They’re still likely to make a spot and once we’re in it’s basically a crapshoot anyway.
Still cannot fathom extending Chris Johnson. How can an organization that does so well evaluating talent miss so badly on him?
Well, we’re kind of a longshot to make the playoffs this year so the regular season should be more interesting in some respects.
What I would do to have Mark Ellis in the lineup!
Recapped.