Teheran wasn’t stellar, but he gave up three solo shots. He’s a flyball pitcher and he will give up homers, so solo is what you’d want. (The Braves signed him when he was the equivalent of a high school freshman, and his favorite player was Curt Schilling. Between his tremendous K/BB ratio and his penchant for the longball, the comparison isn’t outrageous.)

But these Braves couldn’t hit a battleship if you showed them your side of the board right now, so Teheran took the loss.

Greg Walker delenda est.