If baseball teams were Halloween candy, then here’s what I think they’d be…

NL East
Atlanta Braves — M&Ms
Miami Marlins — Laffy Taffy
New York Mets — Snickers
Philadelphia Phillies — 100 Grand
Washington Nationals — Junior Mints

NL Central
Chicago Cubs — Oh Henry
Cincinnati Reds — Three Musketeers
Houston Astros — Snickers
Milwaukee Brewers — KitKat
Pittsburgh Pirates — Hershey’s
St. Louis Cardinals — Airheads

NL West
Arizona Diamondbacks — Twizzler
Colorado Rockies — Jujy Fruits
Los Angeles Dodgers — Chupa Chups
San Diego Padres — Pez
San Francisco Giants — Milk Duds

AL East
Baltimore Orioles — Almond Joy
Boston Red Sox — Whoppers
New York Yankees — Baby Ruth
Tampa Bay Rays — Nerds
Toronto Blue Jays — Mars

AL Central
Chicago White Sox — Laffy Taffy
Cleveland Indians — Now & Later
Detroit Tigers — Butterfinger
Kansas City Royals — Candy Corn
Minnesota Twins — Twix

AL West
Los Angeles Angels — Mounds
Oakland A’s — Reese’s Pieces
Seattle Mariners — Life Savers
Texas Rangers — Jolly Rancher

Discuss.