Sometimes you make fun of a hitter by saying he hits like a pitcher. But Tony Pena Jr. really does hit like a pitcher. His career minor league stats are significantly worse than Mike Hampton’s career major league stats. I don’t have MLEs but I’m guessing that L’il Tony’s would be around .230/.255/.300.

Rafael Belliard’s career line was .221/.270/.259. So we’re talking a guy who has a little more power than Belliard — say one homer every 300 PA — but who walks even less and doesn’t hit for a much higher average. L’il Tony’s career SB/CS is 84/63. He has a reputation as a good glove, but anyone who hits like that will even if they field like a drunken Jeff Blauser. Pena is far below replacement level and (God’s honest truth) is a far worse player than L’il Jonny Schuerholz, who should have been called up instead.

Tony Pena – Statistics – The Baseball Cube