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Basically, Andruw shows up at the place I’m at (with five beautiful women accompanying him) and grabs a booth as news of his arrival immediately spreads like wildfire. Everyone is doing the standard “I’m a big fan” meet and greet, and I steadfastly refuse to be that guy. But after about ten minutes or so of constant badgering (“You WROTE about him, man!”), I finally cave, walk over and introduce myself, and lamely tell him that I just wrote an article on him for espn.com (shockingly, this did not result in a night of comped Cristal and a seat at his table). In my ten second interaction with Andruw, I regarded him as genuinely laid-back, very approachable, and completely disinterested in what I had to say yet remarkably polite about it.

I am not touching that.