Jaret Wright: 1 2/3 IP, 4 H, 5 BB, 5 R.
Juan Cruz: 2 1/3 IP, 1 H, 0 BB, 0 R.

“Jeez, Juan, if we didn’t have these guys worse than you in the starting rotation, we’d never have a chance to use you in long relief when we’re down five runs!”