The horror:

D. Wise LF
M. DeRosa 3B
M. Giles 2B
A. LaRoche 1B
A. Jones CF
J. Estrada C
E. Marrero RF
J. Garcia SS
J. Thomson P

UPDATE: So I’m keeping track on the Internet again. And hey, we got a run! Of course, we still don’t have any hits, but you can’t have everything.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Well, gosh, the lineup seems to actually be working. DeWayne Wise hit a triple? Who needs Jones, Drew, and Furcal anyway?