[I have a confession to make: spring training is famous as a time of rebirth, but lately, all I do is wait for someone else I’m counting on to come up lame. So instead of covering the depressing (don’t worry… someone will cover it in the comments) I will discuss trivial things that nobody knows.]

Preliminary Throat-Clearing

Many Braves fans call Henry Aaron “the real home run king” or some such sobriquet. I get it, even though I disagree. Barry Bonds did what he did, and the substances he used to assist him that effort were some combination of legal, undocumented and of unproven efficacy. But he is not the home run champion for every day of the week, as I’ve just found out.

By Day of the Week? What?

As you all know, I spend a lot of time discovering stuff from the Retrosheet database. I have begun using Claude, the AI assistant from Anthropic, to assist me in this. It now attempts to write the code to query the database. It’s a work in progress, but even with the partial assistance I’m now give, I can answer questions much more quickly than I used to.

So I tested the program today by asking: “Give the home run leaders by day of the week.” And now there is not one home run king, but three:

SundayAaron148
MondayBonds and Ruth81
TuesdayAaron and Bonds121
WednesdayBonds116
ThursdayBonds100
FridayBonds130
SaturdayRuth137

So even if you think The Clear helps you hit homers on Wednesday-Friday, Mr. Aaron is still the unalloyed king of Sunday, and tied Bonds on Tuesdays. By the way, Bonds and Ruth aren’t in the top three on Sundays. Mays hit 135 and Musial hit 134 on Sunday. I think Ruth and Bonds were still celebrating Saturday night.

The variance over days of the week also shows the importance of randomness in baseball. All quantities have means and variances.

I’m perfectly willing to grant that this information will not improve your life in any way. But it will be something you didn’t know until today.