He’s B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ck

If I have to tell you who he is, or what he did tonight, start reading some other blog and come back here. I’m not even going to look it up, because I’m very sure this was the longest elapsed time between the 165th and 166th home run in any player’s career.

He’s Put B-a-a-a-a-a-ck on the Mound in a Tied Game

By this, I mean, of course, Raisel Iglesias, who entered a game tied 1-1 in the 9th and promptly allowed Manny Machado to untie the game. If we’re going to be a 0.500 team or thereabouts, we can have a closer who sucks and address this question in the offseason. If we want to win 95 games this season, we need to either fix him pronto or go some other way.

Wrong Way Eli

I’m not completely certain that this game was lost on a baserunning blunder — Michael Harris II‘s next at bat might well have been a game-ending double play, just like we got last night. But that was a bad baserunning play… and this time I’m pretty sure Snitker saw it. We know what Eli saw and heard, neither of which would tell him to run from third to second, but we are not privy to the inner workings of his brain.

Annals of Broadcasting

I don’t know how much longer Elias Díaz will play baseball: he’s definitely at the tail end of a pretty long career. But I will never again think of him without remembering C.J. Nitkowski‘s imprecation when he was thrown out trying to to stretch a single to a double against the strong right arm of Ronald Acuña Jr: “C’mon you big dummy!” Just as Hideki Irabu will alwys be “that fat pussy toad,” Díaz will always, to me, be “you big dummy.” Whatever you do CJ, never apologize for this.

Michael King against Sherlocks tomorrow night.