C’mon MLB. It’s moving day at the Masters. Can’t you play these games at night? After I complained yesterday, Tampa Bay returned with the old Devil Rays uniforms.
As promised, this is not going to be much of a recap, because I’m giving over the bulk of today’s efforts to entries from the Braves Journal Mad Libs contest. I got slightly fewer entries than ESPN gets for March Madness brackets, but I will say that the entries I did get showed more research than the average March Madness entry. Congrats to all. If you think your entry should have won, make your complaint here. I am particularly interested in the complaints of those whose entries were in their heads.
As it turns out, the winner is tomorrow’s recapper: Rusty S.
Today the Braves played the Tampa Bay Rays. Given the start of the season, the basic Braves fan’s emotional state was gleeful. The Braves started Andrew Smith-Shawver, thought of as the doom of the pitching staff. He was opposed by Drew Rasmussen, the right-handed pollster and pitcher…but mostly pollster. As an opening joke, that one was dang ol’. The game was played at Steinbrenner Field, the sort of venue that gives Alpharetta a good name. The key for a Braves victory was whether or not the Braves would continue to throw and whether or not they’d do so repeatedly. The Rays scored a run in the first, and AJSS walked home a run in the third. The Braves then continued their practice of not scoring any runs for him, waiting until the 7th to bring the game to 2-1, and then giving up a run the bottom to ensure that it wasn’t close. The Rays then put in a pitcher from Harvard whereupon Albies and Murphy back-to-back homers in the 8th (just after a double play) tied it up. Another two run homer in the 9th by Harris in the 9th gave us a 5-3 lead. Boom! Braves fans were ominous. Iggy gave up yet another homer in bottom of the 9th, but the Braves won 5-4. They play again tomorrow. The weather should be satisfactory.
Several other entries had absolutely first rate parts, but Rusty’s entry was the most consistent.
Obviously, everyone is going to focus on the two run homer by Michael Harris II that won the game. But I’m going to focus on the two home runs Bigge gave up, because he went to friggin’ Harvard. Craig Breslow was a much better pitcher. So was Ron Darling.
One more note. The Braves won this game even though they hit into four double plays. Last year, the Rays beat the Braves in a game in which the Braves turned 4 double plays. Odd.

Murphy is already second among Braves position players in fWAR (0.5) in just four games played. Those glasses seem to be doing wonders for him.
Well, actually tied for second with Riley, but still.
Sure hope Murphy can be an all star level player again. We sorely need it. Also hope Sale can get a dub. If you’d told me he’d have a 17:1 K:BB ratio after his first 3 starts I wouldn’t have guessed he’d be winless with a near-7 ERA.
Strider struck out the side in his first 3 innings in his final rehab start and had 13 K overall. The rotation could look a lot better soon.
This club has a propensity for solo HRs. Four out of five. And of course Riley leaves the bases loaded twice and THEN hits a solo HR. I say we bring back Seitzer and the swing for the fences. It would be nice to get a few with men on base. That’s why Money Mike’s HR was such a big deal.
The Braves did send down a starter for a bullpen arm (Michael Peterson) for a couple of days until Strider was activated, but it wasn’t who we expected. It was AJSS instead of Elder for some reason.
Kelenic does not belong an an MLB roster. His inability to throw a ball 40 feet cost us a run.
Eli White is getting a start in place of BDLC (who has been bad) today.
Has been, is, was, will be.
Congrats, Rusty S.
Thanks Val.
Chris Sale is doing a great Drew Smyly impression.
While Boyle is impersonating Roger Clemens.
This home plate umpire sucks.
How many Striders do we get this week off the IL? We need 2, maybe 3 to be competitive
The pitching is not the problem although Sale is not covering for the foibles of others. They are hitting and fielding like a little league team.
We need several Acunas and/or Vedugos more than Striders.
Hoping for Verdugo to be better than Kelenic is setting yourself up for disappointment. He’s a fine fourth outfielder, no more.
So you don’t think Verdugo will be better than any of Kelenic. de la Cruz, Fairchild or White?
If you could play all four of them out there at once they’d cover a lot of ground! Easily more thn Verdugo by himself.
“Spot start” is one of the phrases that fills the soul with dread because whenever this happens, it’s as though the Braves suddenly have no ability to prepare and just wing it at the plate even more than usual. This team seems to struggle spectacularly against foes with spot starters or staffs on bullpen games.
Dinks and dunks. The Braves get warning track flies and the opposition dinks a few hits in front of OFs. It doesn’t matter if it’s one run or four runs if the Braves can’t even get a hit.
Gee, you go offseason dumpster diving and you end up with trash. Shocker.
Well that should do it. This is a time when Rlder should pitch. I know he can’t because he pitched a few days ago but mop up should be his role
Matt “Warning Track Power” Olson.
Baruch dayan emet.
In the divisional era — 1969 onward — 114 teams started 4-11 or worse.
Fourteen finished above .500. Six won 90-plus (or prorated to 90-plus in shorter seasons). Thirty-three lost 100 or more (or prorated to that in shorter seasons). Sixty-three won between 63 and 80 games (or prorated to that tally); I’d bet an awful lot of money that this bunch ends up right there.
Recapped.
Olson’s top of the wall single vs. Caminero’s 3-run HR is the very epitome of this team and season.