The final should read the Mets 2, Braves 2, and Roman Laureano 2, with everyone asking, “Is this hell?” Tonight’s final: Mets 3, Braves 2.

Chris Sale, pitching for the first time in 11 days, was as brilliant as he’s been all season long. He made just one mistake, a two-run gopher ball to Francisco Lindor. Sale struck out nine in 7.1 innings and allowed just one additional hit.

Inexplicable

Inexplicably, Roman Laureano’s two boners came in the 10th inning. He was the Manfred-man in the top of the tenth for the Braves. Orlando Arcia bunted him to third, setting the table for Jarred Kelenic and Austin Riley. However, for some reason unbeknownst to wise human beings, Kelenic squared to bunt. {He is a lefty, and in this situation, it made no sense to square around.} Furthermore, it made even less sense for Laureano to be caught off third and picked off. Out number two! Kelenic struck out moments later to end the top of the tenth, setting the stage for the disaster yet to come.

The Mets got their own Manfred-man on second to start the inning. Pierce Johnson as tasked with dealing with the 10th, and with two outs, induced a flyball off the bat of the ever-annoying Jeff McNeill. Laureano over ran the ball – it should be scored an error – and the Braves dropped their fifth in a row.

Sadly, not even Morris Buttermaker could make this turd shine. Y’all know the saying, right? I don’t care how much you rub it or buff it. I don’t care how much you try to polish it, you simply cannot make a turd shine! And the 2024 Braves are a giant turd! Is this hell? The Bad News Bears got nothing on this collection of players at this point.

The trade deadline cannot get here soon enough. Until then, go bring back Abraham Almonte or Guillermo Heredia. I don’t recall either one of them costing their team two runs in one inning – to the freaking Mets!