ESPN Box Score

On June 25, 1903, Boston Beaneaters’ pitcher Wiley Piatt became the only man in MLB history to lose two complete games in one day. The 2014 team might be pretty inept, but that 1903 team took ineptitude to a new level that day. On the 111th anniversary of that demonstration of futility, fans of the franchise were treated to another game in which both starting pitchers threw gems and both starting pitchers deserved to win.

Fortunately, Alex Wood came out on top in his return to the MLB team, and the Braves have secured a road series win. In a classic pitchers’ duel, both pitchers threw first pitch strikes to nearly every hitter and the innings zipped merrily along. Collin McHugh went 7 innings, dominated everybody except Justin Upton, and struck out nine Braves. Wood countered with 7 shutout innings, giving up three hits and getting four strikeouts. He threw only 79 pitches.

As is usually the case in these types of games, both teams played some nifty defense, too. Andrelton Simmons, naturally, made the most impressive play. If you’re a fan of pitching and defense (and Braves’ wins), this was the game for you.

For the first six innings, base runners were at a premium. The Braves got one on the board in the second on an Evan Gattis double and a Justin Upton sac fly. Nobody really threatened again until the 7th, when Justin Upton, who appears to once again be in one of his patented hot streaks and is therefore in scoring position when he’s in the batter’s box, hit a two-run home run to give the Braves some breathing room.

In the 8th, B.J. Upton doubled off of Kyle Farnsworth, made it to 3rd after Balkin’ Bob Davidson called Darin Downs for a balk, and scored on a Tommy La Stella groundout. La Stella hasn’t been getting many hits recently, but he has put together some great at-bats. He’s patient, has a good eye, and makes the pitcher work. His approach is kind of a nice change.

The Braves played the last two innings without Freddie Freeman for the first time all season, after Freddie came out of the game after he was hit on the elbow with a pitch. Here’s hoping his leaving the game was just a precautionary measure.

Rookies Shae Simmons and Juan Jaime finished up the game with a perfect inning apiece, striking out four of the six hitters they faced. This game only lasted 2:33. I suppose the Astros are still learning what it means to be an AL team. The Braves go for the sweep tomorrow at 2:10.

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