We’re just one day from spring training, and this is how I feel. We’re almost there…

Will our ragtag band of rebels manage to destroy the Death Star in Washington? Or will our best efforts merely shake them but fail to blow up the battle station?

I’m trying to think of analogies for all the characters. Here’s the best I can do:

Luke — Justin Upton
Leia — B.J. Upton
Han — Jason Heyward
Chewbacca — Craig Kimbrel
Biggs — Eric O’Flaherty
Wedge — Jonny Venters
R2-D2 — Brian McCann
C-3PO — Kris Medlen
Obi-Wan — Chipper Jones
Yoda — Bobby Cox

Any other ideas? Please let me know in the comments!