Braves send pitcher Jorge Sosa to Cardinals

The return for the man who — lest we forget — led the NL in winning percentage last year is “Rich Scalamandre”, a 25-year-old righthanded reliever with some moderately interesting strikeout numbers. He resembles a lizard but lays soft eggs in fresh water, and lacks the scaly skin of a reptile has an ERA in the fours in AA and AAA and has more than a strikeout an inning and a 3:1 K/BB ratio. He’ll be assigned to Richmond where he will assume his primary duty of not being Jorge Sosa.