Category: Game Threads 2010

I don’t really have anything here.

NEW YORK (AP): In a surprising turn of events, Major League outfielder Jeff Francoeur has purchased a controlling interest in the New York Mets from the former owners, the Wilpon Family. The purchase, effective immediately, of...

Personally, I don’t get the appeal. He’s basically a right-handed Brooks Conrad — a guy with a long minor league career (ten years!) who doesn’t hit for a high enough average to be really productive...

He is what he is — a pretty-good glove man who avoids being a total offensive zero by poking a few homers and a few doubles. Last year he had career highs with 23 and 42 respectively, but most of the homers came in...

Tragic hero | Define Tragic hero at Dictionary.com. “A literary character who makes an error of judgment or has a fatal flaw that, combined with fate and external forces, brings on a tragedy ” David BowieTags: David...

The best part of coming home — no stupid orange in the stands. I hate orange.

In order to win a contested baseball game, you must score at least one run.

Home teams in bold. Alabama 31, Florida 20 Georgia 20, Colorado 14 Auburn 52, ULM 23 Vandy 24, UConn 17 MSU 41, Alcorn St 10 Kentucky 28, Ole Miss 26 LSU 31, Tennessee 15 R.I.P. Stephen J....

Home teams in CAPS. Alabama 41, ARKANSAS 31 Georgia 20, MISS ST 15 FLORIDA 26 Kentucky 14 MISSISSIPPI 13 Fresno 10 South Carolina 24 AUBURN 21 West Virginia 21 LSU 20 UAB 7 TENNESSEE 6 And now, Brian Snitker with a banana up his...

My photoshop (actually, photoshop knockoff) skills aren’t quite up to this, but anyway:

Now, by overwhelming popular demand, Dane Cook falling from a great height to almost certain death.

And now, Jeff Francoeur riding a hippopotamus.

And now, by popular demand, Joe West being devoured by Jörmungandr the World Serpent:

Home teams in bold. Alabama 41, Duke 6 Arkansas 21, Georgia 19 Ole Miss 24, Vandy 14 Kentucky 51, Akron 7 Auburn 27, Clemson 26 South Carolina 72, Furman 0 LSU 12, MSU 10 Florida 63, Tennessee 0 And now, a pig with the face of...

Your guess is as good as mine, all right? Now, here’s a duck with the head of Jeff Francoeur.

“Hello, I’m Melky Cabrera. I’m here to eat Cheetos and, failing that, play baseball, and I’m all out of Cheetos. No, wait, I found another case. I’m good, carry on.”

Because I forgot that Auburn and MSU were playing on Thursday night, that’s why. Home teams in crimson. Alabama 31 Penn State 12 South Carolina 24 Georgia 13 Florida 35 South Florida 14 LSU 23 Vandy 10 Arkansas 23,...