Ready or not, here we come. Do we have exactly the team we want? Of course not. Do we have a team that’s good enough to win the East? Absolutely. Do we have a team that could finish in fourth place? With the wrong set of injuries and some indifferent play, again yes. But if your step doesn’t quicken for the first of 162 (162 wins would be a record… but not unexpected) then I’m not entirely sure why you’re a baseball fan.

A lot of things happened in the offseason that were unpredictable unless you were Jurickson Profar‘s trainer, or Spencer Strider‘s diet, or a patch of ice in Korea. (Isn’t Ha Seong Kim’s injury fairly similar to Cecil Upshaw‘s? Maybe not.) But next man up, whether that man is Mike Yazstremski, Didier Fuentes or Mauricio Dubón. It’s BASEBALL! And I invoke the Joaquin Andujar Rule: “You can sum up baseball in one word. You never know.”

But I do know. I know we’re winning 162. Unless we stink. I know no one is going to get injured. Unless pigs fail to fly. I know Walt Weiss will put himself back in at shortstop if that’s what the team needs. And if it is, we’re in huge trouble. Maybe some of you will rail at decisions Alex Anthopolous made five years ago. Maybe some of you will want Snit back… or Fredi… or Chuck Tanner. Maybe some of you will wonder how we let a 40-home-run-hitting Marcell Ozuna walk. Maybe some of you will hope that Jeff Francoeur will be busted selling blueberry beer to minors. Maybe some of you will learn to spell Yazstremski.

But if a well-placed hit on a hot July night doesn’t tell you that for at least one moment the world is properly aligned, you should probably take up flag football or cornhole. They’re good sports… but they ain’t baseball. And nothing else is.

I have a wedding to go to tonight, so my first recap won’t be posted until very late, if not tomorrow. But why do you need a recap? It’s Opening Night, and you know it was great. Because it was Opening Night.

As is traditional, post predictions below: Wins (162 preferred, but not required) MVP, Comeback Player, Rookie Sensation, Most denied ABS challenges, or anything else you want to predict. Play Ball.