I was born by a river in this little old tent
Oh just like this river I’ve been running ever since
It’s been a long long, long time coming
But I know, but I know a change is gotta come
Oh yes it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyhL0ioST_U

Three division titles in a row. Hard to be mad about that. Bad teams are the tax you pay for rooting for good teams. Everybody’s gotta lose, and you gotta be grateful if your guys got in a whole lot of winning first.

Next year, they’ll probably be good. The killer A’s — Anderson, Albies, Acuña — are all you need as reason to believe. Not every year is 1995. But when you put together a core of young players, every once in a while you get both lucky and good, and you win the last game of the season.

The warmth of your love’s like the warmth of the sun
And this will be our year, took a long time to come
Don’t let go of my hand, now darkness has gone
This will be our year, took a long time to come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSzU9Geg6jA

It’s easy to overstate how bad the Braves are, or have ever been during any of our lifetimes. However bad these clowns may look, it’s not a patch on the Beaneaters of 1935.

The Braves went 38-115 that year, the worst in franchise history by a healthy margin. They finished 61.5 games out of first place and, not unrelatedly, averaged 1,521 fans per game. (Incredibly, the Phillies were even worse, averaging 1,317 fans per game, even though they were a much more modest 35.5 games out of first.)

Every time I look around this place
I see them scream, but I hear no sound
And the terrible things happen down the road
To somebody else that I don’t even know

Nothing bad ever happens to me
Nothing bad ever happens to me
(Nothing bad ever happens to me)
Nothing bad ever happens to me
(Nothing bad ever happens to me)
Nothing bad ever happens to me
Nothing bad ever happens to me
Why should I care?
Why should I care?
Why should I care?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doTitxvv_CM

Some years it’s 1995. Some years it’s 1935. And some years it’s the exact geometric mean of those two.

The Mets really aren’t a very good team. But they’re better than the Braves, who genuinely are not a good enough team to deserve to win most nights.

If it weren’t for this bar, I don’t know how I’d keep watching. The next round is on me, guys.