Oppressed pitcher“Hola, this is Braves starting pitcher Javier Vazquez, and I’m wondering: Do I have to do everything around here?”

“This is Braves starting pitcher Jair Jurrjens, and I’m wondering the same thing. I’m definitely taking extra batting practice.”

“You’re telling me. Who built this offense, the Three Little Pigs?”

“At least you’re a strikeout pitcher. You try letting balls in play for this defense.”

“Ouch. Hey, do you ever feel like hitting Francoeur in the face with a fastball?”

Likewise oppressed pitcher“Wrong question. When do I not feel like hitting him in the face with a fastball?”

“Good point. Still, it’s probably all our fault for not ‘knowing how to win’.”