I should add that in the farm section (last 5-6 picks) I was choosing purely for comedic effect.

C Joe Mauer (Min – C)
1B Ryan Howard (Phi – 1B)
2B Aaron Hill (Tor – 2B)
3B Chipper Jones (Atl – 3B)
SS Wilson Betemit (NYY – 1B,3B,SS)
IF Daric Barton (Oak – 1B)
LF Gary Sheffield (Det – LF,RF)
CF Coco Crisp (Bos – CF)
RF J.D. Drew (Bos – RF)
OF Brian Giles (SD – RF)
Util David DeJesús (KC – CF)
SP Félix Hernández (Sea – SP)
SP Chien-Ming Wang (NYY – SP)
RP Mariano Rivera (NYY – RP)
RP Joe Borowski (Cle – RP)
P Adam Wainwright (StL – SP)
P Derek Lowe (LAD – SP)
P Orlando Hernández (NYM – SP)
BN Brendan Harris (Min – 2B,SS)
BN Scott Hatteberg (Cin – 1B)
BN Andy Marte (Cle – 3B)
BN Johnny Estrada (Was – C)
BN Mike Mussina (NYY – SP)
BN Horacio Ramírez (Sea – SP) NA